I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.
by Sir Jif November 07, 2017
( verb) To make plans with people and at the last second have a never ending list of reasons why you can't go.
I was going to go to the concert but then the bitch Jessicaed me when I showed up to pick her up. That whore.
by Butt licker Brad August 07, 2023
Caught a Jessica.
The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."
by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023
Wow, you know Jessica Luo. She's really nice. I might be in love with her.
I love you, Jessica. Happy anniversary <3
I love you, Jessica. Happy anniversary <3
by chromeybottychromeysomey June 20, 2019
The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
by Jfalls November 15, 2023