french dip

The act of deficating into your partner's mouth just long enough for them to take a lick or two and then using extreme sphincter control to withdraw the feces back into the anus.
Mary looked longingly at her lover Tom, as he slowly squatted down to deliver the French dip to her quivering lips and make her a true woman that eve.
by Wassani October 20, 2006
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French Benefits

Alternative name for sexually transmitted infections.
When you had sex with a girl and you came away with more than you bargained for, you got sex with french benefits.

"Man, I heard you did it with that HOT chick"
"Dude, not cool, she gave me french benefits!"
"Lacie is really good in the sack, but watch out, she will give you french benefits"
by Toomanytocount April 10, 2009
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french army

The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.
by M.C. Shithead April 23, 2005
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french army

an force which is superior to all armies in the world in the category of pwnablilty.
the french were pwned by the germans in WWI and WWII.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.
by parker talbert January 09, 2005
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French Bread

French bread is the term to use when describing an incredibly large/long penis; you only expected it to be seen in porn, not real life.
That dick reminds me of a hard,burnt french bread.
by French Bread February 04, 2010
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turn french

1. To run away from a confrontation, to become cowardly. 2. To surrender, to give in. 3. To become an overly artistic homosexual with a penchant for noir, eating cheese, and cruelty to geese. 4. For a country to disolve the aspect of having a standing army, or whose armed forces are run totaly by foreigners, i.e. the FFL.
That ol'boy said he'd have it out with me, but he turned french at the last minute and Ive never seen him since.
by Knucklehead July 19, 2003
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