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idiot buffalo

The baddest word the all time, be honest we all said it as kids and freaked out.
in school we've all had different words like this but the concept remains the same, mine was idiot buffalo
Billy: I hate you
Bubby: You're an idiot buffalo
Billy: How dare you! I'm telling mom
by Luckycorn April 11, 2021
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idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beingsotherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.
Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
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Tiny Idiot

When someone has been an idiot and they are smaller than you
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Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
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Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)
For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.
by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022
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peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.
"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"
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Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.
Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?
by Nemu64 December 26, 2018
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