Ian

An Ian is a tall, muscled and beautiful man with amazing eyes.
He has a great sense of humor which makes you fall in love with him instantly.
His smile can light up the darkest of the rooms, make your heart stops beating and take your breath away!
Ian’s laugh is memorable and contagious.
He likes Italian food so much.
When Ian’s going through a hard time becomes a man of a few words, he doesn’t open up easily to everyone but if you well know him you will understand when something’s going wrong.
He can feel the vibes of the people around him, if an Ian gives you his heart you will be the luckiest person in the world.
You will never forget him, as hard as you try because you loved him so much!

If you say to someone “You’re an Ian.”
It means you’re a crazy and amazing person.

by zeldax12 November 21, 2021

Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Ian

A kid with no friends or balls. This person will never get laid

You are being such a Ian

by ♌️ October 20, 2019

Ian

Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it

Ian: I got all A’s this semester

by Payton..2 March 9, 2019

Ian jomha

Maximum cringe these days previously known for content cop.

Ian jomha is joke HA

by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024

ian

Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.

"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."

by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

Ian R

Blonde white albino boy who thinks he is the shit and tells u to “kiss a girl, and get a Fortnite win”. He is very dickish

I hate Ian R

by Bestgoalieever November 7, 2018