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String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.
The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.
by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005
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insidiotic

The slow painful way someone who is following a completely derailed train of logic will support or arrive at the most absurdly stupid conclusions.
Watching her Barbie-doll Brain work it's insidiotic pattern was like rubbernecking at an auto accident.

The insidiotic monologue he delivered made me seek out the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.

Listening to her insidiotic explanation of how the colors on traffic lights were actually reversed, I realized that some people didn't have to really understand anything as long as they followed the rules.
by Ironheart January 23, 2011
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The Incident

the time that my friend accidentally got stuck upside down on some fitness equipment. Her top flew down to her face and a lot of boys saw her bra. Then the the teacher (male) had to lift her by her feet and put her back on the ground. My other friend peed her pants from laughter.
OMG! Did you hear about The Incident!?
by i am just a sad lonely egg September 23, 2020
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string cheese incident

one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT
by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 20, 2006
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Helsinki Incident

This woman named Helsinki, she had sex with a dog. That's pretty much all that happened.
The nation of Moldova celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Helsinki Incident with a week-long dogsex orgy.
by venki November 16, 2007
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insideburns

an example may be demonstrated by a lady that does not take pride in the skill of topiary, thighbrows, spiderslegs or loose baccy
frank: i bedded that hobo from crwys road the other day, filth
jim: yeah! i heard she has huge inside burns?
by noah June 14, 2004
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The Fudge round incident

One time me and my friends played poker with fudge rounds and after the victor was decided they placed their winnings on a bed and took Risque photos together that if released would end a career.
Person A: Hey did you save the photos of The Fudge round incident last Tuesday?
Person B: No but if I found the person who took any photos I'd hang them with my own belt.
by Christ's strongest November 20, 2021
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