human pup

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.

This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.

by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022

Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)

Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede

by Fyuria May 24, 2011

The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.

Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!

by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021