App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.

Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...

by IloveMoky June 13, 2021

HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.

“Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”

by drecondones May 18, 2022

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Human GPS

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020

Human deodorant

When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.

At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.

by A knowing person July 25, 2021