holy doley

When the expression of surprise or excitement is not enough, you would use the term "holy doley"

Nukleuz: *Gets a 5 down in CS:GO"
Sabolicious: HOLY DOLEY!

by Nukleuz January 12, 2015

holy fuck

to fuck under the holy bible in church

boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010

holy skeet

exclamation, such as, "Holy crap!" used in times of suprise, shock, confusion, or awe.

"Holy skeet! Whats going on here!"
"Holy skeet! you got tickets to the Strokes concert!"

by Alee July 27, 2005

holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

Holy Virginity

Child concieved through imaculate conception. Some faiths actually believe in this.

"Father, it was an imaculate conception. I still have my Holy Virginity."

by Mikeyboy0 November 4, 2007