Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.

Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........

by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011

Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person

“Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”

by .bim November 27, 2017

Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Snow Hat

A colloquialism for a garment worn on a man or womans head during the cold weather

It was so cold today I wore my snow hat to cover my ears and keep my head warm.

by MikeBesofly December 7, 2010