golden duck

You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.

Thanks to Donkey, Chris, and Freak for coming up with this at Penn State.

Dude #1: Dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
Dude #2: Nah man, I just gave her the Golden Duck!

by D0NKEYPUNCH October 15, 2006

golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.

Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!

by foxtrot_gumbo January 4, 2008

goldeneye

goldeneye is perhaps on of the defining moments in game history although many say it was the inspiration for halo *IE the easy controls and fluid movement that only comes from what many call LEET SKILLZ* although many say it is the whole reason for joy sticks many idiots still believe that nintendo invented shoulder buttons and the joystick its self when in further study atari and the russian space program *responsible for creating a flight simulater that later became a gaming system for many underground fans of classic works which utalized a joystick system to simulate controls long before atari whom invented shoudler buttons though not widley known the second atari system had "shoulder" buttons* but compared to some of todays titles goldeneye is the best shooter ever with its many unlockables, challenging game play from the mediocore agent setting to the ungodly OO agent setting and fun multiplayer games which just beg for online play. all of the game itself was heralded as perhaps nintendos door way into ffps history and heralded a new day for james bond and his spy ways but soon began to crash and burn as all the follow up titles were a big disappoitment and left many wondering why change the system *trying to keep up with modern technology nintendo literally took the wrapper and made it new but in the process poisoned the product* any one that has played any of the newer titles knows what i mean but nintendo has redeemed themselves and sold the license. more evidence how goldeneye is i traded a ps2 for a n64 a lot of games and about 600 controllers *90% of wich were broken thanks to the aztec on 00 agent*

The first James Bond movie that was rather good although from russia with love and octopussy where rather good it left many wondering what next for the super spy *why no new james bond movies as of late? many speculate it is the try and stop the supposed curse of bad jb games based on unique movies but there still being made with out movies HOW DARE YOU!>.<*

Hey lets go play goldeneye oh wait haha your dad sold the n64 to gamestop... LOSER!

Hey i heard there doing a james bond marathon on spike TV and goldeneye wasnt included wonder why?

by Donnie Howard is hot January 2, 2006

The Golden Arch

Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.

I drenched my girlfriend with The Golden Arch.

by Knuckle Monkey April 20, 2009

golden rule

Never, ever, EVER date your friend's ex without permission.

"Yeah, I wanna hit that, but Jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. And he wouldn't say sure anyway, because that pussy isn't over this pussy."

by El_Gordo February 22, 2005

golden slide

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.

I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

golden dragon

Similar to the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's when the girl is giving you a blowjob, and you thrust her head down all the way down making her think you're about to climax, but instead you magiacally pee in her mouth and it comes squirting out her nose just like a dragon.

She didn't see it coming one bit.

by crazy b April 15, 2005