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getting mortal

A recent popular term to refer to the intention of becoming intoxicated from heavy alcohol consumption. Generally used by the lesser educated and/or millennial generation as the phrase itself "getting mortal" literally translates as "becoming exactly the same as i currently am" as, after all, everyone with the exception of John Wick is mortal.
Overexcited girl: "Tell you what guys I cant wait for tonight im getting mortal"
Educated friend: "You mean your immortal, you can't die?"
Overexcited girl: "What?"
Educated friend: "Twat."
by Declaron EU-Darksorrow August 11, 2017
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getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
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getting beaten up by a girl

someone who gets beaten up by a girl once they have started on the girl themselves
did you hear about pete getting beaten up by a girl? he must be pathetic
by jakecp1 May 6, 2010
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getting joshish

1. Taking up chess, pool, bowling, and overeating as hobbies

2. Watching a Drake and Josh marathon

3.Attacking someone or something in a crazy mad way
Me and my friends are going to get joshish at the bowling alley after school.

Im going to get really joshish on you if you dont watch out.
by The Josh September 21, 2004
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Getting Box

(Noun)- A large ass. An impressively huge behind on a girl.

A different meaning of the word box derived in Youngstown, Ohio.
This is a verb used mostly in code so that women don't know when men are talking about her ass or someone else's ass.
I was getting box last night when her parents left the house.
by Y-Town Pape September 23, 2014
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Getting A Job

by Chris 98 January 13, 2022
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getting my boots smoked

Just got done getting my boots smoked.
by army brat January 3, 2014
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