hick gorilla

Can be male or female, has low moral, bad hygiene, and lacks both fashion and common sense.

Hick gorilla don’t listen to anyone.
Hick gorilla likes his smelly cloths and rotton teeth

hick gorilla by hick gorilla hater 95 April 6, 2008

awkward gorilla 

A gesture performed during an awkward situation. The performer beats his hands on his chest and makes Donkey Kong-esque noises. This is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an Italian.

I couldn't remember that girl from work's name, so I just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.

awkward gorilla by devlinseven August 25, 2009

White Gorilla

The most dangerous species alive. Can kill 10 men with its bare hands. often invisible and can jump up to two Russian inches in any direction. originates on the Halo 3 map Blackout.

"HOLY SHIT! Billy just got killed by a White Gorilla! We're all DOOOOOMED!"

White Gorilla by Tiri0n and Kinali December 3, 2009

Slippery Gorilla Nipple 

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.

Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!

Slippery Gorilla Nipple by N.I.G May 9, 2006

Porch Gorilla 

Noun- A fat person of the negro race sitting on front porch drinking grape soda, hennesy, eating watermelons while subjecting other porch monkeys to eating bananas. Can be found, rarely, in albino colors most often in trailer parks.

Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.

Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.

See also porch monkey

1."Man dude I almost crap myself when I drove by a band of Porch Gorillas the other day."

2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."

3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"

Porch Gorilla by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

vanilla gorilla 

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. Actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla's actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the Vanilla Gorilla. He is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.The vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.

"Did you catch the rally race on the T.V. today?" "Ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! Did you see those chicks he was with after the race?"

vanilla gorilla by The Big Welsh Johnson September 8, 2008

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard 

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.

Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008