Me: Lola! She's so silly and she's so goose-like. Do you know what that means?
Mom: she's a silly goose!
Mom: she's a silly goose!
by AxFxB August 29, 2017
Get the Silly Goose mug.a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all
by Page Master June 21, 2011
Get the goose cock mug.Related Words
gooster
• Gooste
• goostee
• goosten
• ooster gooster
• Penis Gooster
• Goose
• ghosted
• goosed
• goose egg
I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!
by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003
Get the Gooselips mug.When a person you are date is too Immature to have adult conversation about issues. So they stop all contact and act like they never meet you
They ghosted me.
by Robert7979 October 6, 2018
Get the Ghosted mug.Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.
by NateZ October 14, 2005
Get the mother goosed mug.clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.
by op March 10, 2004
Get the grey goose mug.Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
Get the Goosed mug.