Gooch

A lanky blonde womanly boy with glasses who thinks he is cool, but he really really is not.

Aaron: Hey look at they gimpish guy on the red superbyke over there, what a GOOCH!!

by belle&joker June 2, 2009

Master Gooshant

The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.

XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!

by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019

goochbumps

when you are turned on you get goochbumps

dam that girl is smoking, i got goochbumps

by george golding July 6, 2007

Geoshank

To shank someone with a geometry compass

After years of threats, the disgruntled child finally geoshanked his teacher

by Pitking4975 July 1, 2009

Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

Gnosher

Homosexual, Gay, Bender

You know John, he's a right gnosher

by RJ80 November 8, 2010