Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Mundy Gooner

A kid who goons in a public bathroom in school

“There goes the mundy gooner!”
“Are you the mundy gooner?”

by Xxert October 21, 2025

Poopy Gooner

A gooner of a high caliber of which they can't control themselves and feel the urge to do it everywhere at every time, other than out in public. Poopy Gooners are especially known to goon while they are taking a shit. Poopy Gooners have the capability to goon while shitting consecutively.

"Hey, you're taking too damn long in the bathroom! Don't tell me you are gooning again you damn poopy gooner!"

by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 13, 2025

Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.

Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now

by auxre November 15, 2025

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

Pee gookie brown

Pee gookie brown is the definition for when she poo on the dih, when you do anal you’re dih will look like a gookie and it’s brown hence, “pee gookie brown.”

“Yo bro last week I got traumatized after she pee gookie Browned my dih”

by Happy Day5 January 25, 2026

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

by kosagui January 25, 2026