Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 11, 2016

Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 17, 2016

Av Goat

fucking loser who eats cheese

“woah you eat cheese, what a disgusting Av Goat”

by Robert Job August 23, 2023

Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve February 28, 2014

Neva Goat

never that or hell no

"would you beat?" "Neva goat batch"

by Bad Batches September 24, 2006

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 03, 2017