When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!
Amy: So how was your night with Benny?
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..
Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!
by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009
Get the Finger Fumble mug.A girl who has decided to "save herself for marriage" but will let anyone who they have just met finger them because it technically isn't sex. They're also fond of giving handjobs.
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the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.
"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"
by t4z July 28, 2011
Get the Cheeto-finger mug.When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.
Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
Oh no man, what did you do?
I had to lick it off like a popsicle.
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Get the sleight of finger mug.So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
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