stinky fuck

When you really really fucking stink like melted pig diarrhea. You stink to an extent where everyone you know wants you dead and you ruin the Earth's Atmosphere, with your stinky fucking stench.

Damn, you stink like the fucking New York Yankees. You Stinky Fuck!

by Mr. Burgess January 3, 2008

fuck me harder

this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you

a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"

by vmhgv February 8, 2018

High As Fuck

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship

Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.

by alice J F August 14, 2010

fuck a duck and give it a buck

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.

Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.

by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

Chimichanga fuck

When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.

Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well

by Poonjiggler November 20, 2019

fuck nate jacobs

A phrase that summarizes women’s frustration with toxic, abusive, psychopathic men.

Specifically Nate Jacobs from euphoria but it can also be used as a way of saying “fuck psychopathic men”

“Jules is falling in love.”
“With Nate. fuck Nate.”

“You know what?”

“fuck Nate Jacobs”
“Fuck Nate Jacobs”

by Youcunt_euphoria November 29, 2021