self-fucker

A male capable of fucking his own asshole.

That guy will never need anyone for sex in his life; he's a self-fucker.

by 8291 September 2, 2007

cock fucker

a person whose penis is so small they can fuck another penis

youre a stupid cock fucker

by bill March 20, 2005

buddy fucker

a person who is so lazy and ignorant that fucking co workers over is second nature. either because he is disliked by coworkers, miserable in life, or both. some believe fucking other people over actually makes the buddy fucker feel more complete as a person even if the rest of their life is a total waste.

GUY 1: man, he wrote up that work order again, and he wrote in it that it wasnt done right to begin with just to fuck us with the higher ups.

GUY 2: man what a miserable, faggot, lowlife, buddy fucker!

by sgt boosty May 4, 2010

fucker

The definition of the word fucker: George W. Bush.

That George, suck a STOOPID FUCKER!!!

by JOHNster August 18, 2006

shit fucker

1) A term used to describe an individual who engages in anal sex.

2) An insult to be thrown at a person for making an ass of him or herself but not necessarily referring to the above actions.

Daniel is a total shit fucker, his girlfriend told me she took it up the ass from his last night.

by Nobody of any particular importance July 5, 2007

bum fucker juice

The juice that is released from the anal passage after severe fuckin up the shitter. This is poo and sperm

James Hollman collects his bum fucker juice in a mug then drinks it

by maxboi January 9, 2009

Dirt Fucker

A poor person who is useless at sex and cant afford a sex toy so he makes holes in the dirt and fucks them.

Jim: You know i got me one of those new sex toys..
Bob: I cant afford those so i have to do it my own way.

Jim: Your such a dirt fucker

by Dirtpucker101 October 17, 2008