by chad.on.a.budget October 20, 2019
february 9th is national car sex day
friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?
by bex🤑the dildohead October 13, 2019
National the singles throw rocks at the taken day because they are lonely as CRAP! And because it’s Valentine’s Day and you are all alone and the only person who got you something was your mom.😭
On February 14 2019 Shelby threw a rock at her crush and his gf because they started holding hand and telling each other they loved on another and then she went home and cried!
by );?&);Shelby-~Rose?6:$7,:! February 11, 2020
February 6th humans aren’t annoying but they are kinda cute. They tend to listen to their mom a lot who is probably one of those helicopter moms. They tend to also push away all the good people in their life and keep all the toxic fkn people. I hope they soon realize that if they pushed away someone they dated for not a little but somewhat long period of time, that person still wants them, that person is the right person for them, and you February 6th people need to take advantage of that and not listen to you moms.
by therandomannyomous October 18, 2019
Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*
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