dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.
dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!
dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!
by DePue rep. June 22, 2010
A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
by Canadian kid living in the US January 04, 2024
A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 29, 2021
The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
by wastecase November 28, 2019
A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
by periax34 April 19, 2016