When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.
Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015
Get the flu cousinmug. When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.
by frogdoggie March 21, 2019
Get the 24 hour neck flumug. A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
Get the Man Flumug. Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
by Strop waffle March 20, 2020
Get the Flu rollmug. by OcularBurns November 22, 2020
Get the Water Park Flumug. by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015
Get the Pizza Flumug. 