big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 August 27, 2007

Antarctican Wing Flap

The act of placing your vagina in ice water and jumping up and down, flapping your beef curtains like a penguin flaps its flippers, while making penguin noises.

"My mom went out to party one night, so I wanted to enlighten my friends by performing an Antarctican Wing Flap."

by ChocolateThunderClap December 02, 2012

Flap Wedged Eagle

Someone who wears ridiculously short shorts, therefore giving oneself a fanny wedgie, with an alluring hint of flap

Often caused by wearing flap shorts . . .

When you go to an electro festival and you spot one, you say to your mate "flap wedged Eagles passing by" and you both turn and check out her ass outside her wedgie shorts with an alluring hint of flap

by Fanny Dicksin January 12, 2013

Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

by Ketil October 31, 2010

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 08, 2023

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 23, 2016