Ethan Richburg

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.

Ethan Richburg

by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022

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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

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Ethan Carroll

Rat magnet, a person who unintentionally attracts rats, causing them to turn to a maddening sexual rage

Ethan carroll causes the rats to scamper out of the sewerEthans here, the rats aren’t far away

by Godsmailman October 13, 2019

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Ethan Rickwood

Often called Ricks by the that edgy retarded kid

"Ricks are you going to watch the Konosuba movie?"
"Ethan Rickwood would make a great propaganda minister"
"Ethan Rickwood is literally Joseph Goebbels."

by Mr.Smitler July 30, 2019

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ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019

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ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.

Person reading this: Really?

Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)

by Chief S2117 February 23, 2017

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