dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out

Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

Organic Dude

Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.

Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude

by kaalika November 18, 2011

Dude, uncool.

Famous phrase that is used in OverSimplified.
Usually used when one is offended by another.

me: *presenting a project*
that one guy in the back: *laughing*
me: dude, uncool.

by SpicyHamsandwich January 19, 2023

dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude

bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that

by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023

A dude is peeping

When a dude is peeping

Hey look a dude is peeping

by Carsino06 January 25, 2021

fersure dude

When you cannot express enough derision with direct language that you must resort to euphemism; must be delivered in a mocking tone

"Just park here, we won't get towed"

- "fersure dude"

by the great zeeb March 10, 2021

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021