Duck Soup 

Duck Soup is a gathering of sad and single people on a Sunday night making one last ditch effort to 'get lucky' at the weekend. Duck Soup is often frequented by lonely cougars, and fag hags but never a hottie (unless they are there to make sport of all the losers).

This phrase was coined after the 1933 movie of the same title, directed by Leo McCarey, written by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby and starring the Marx brothers.

A gathering of Duck Soup is aptly named, because Groucho Marx described Duck Soup... '"Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together.'

In other words, all the left over or inferior crap thrown in together, but nothing exotic or tasty. thus we are in human terms left with overweight, balding, sweaty men and women, none of whom are attractive, all trying to score each other.

Jeffy; Damn Jo, look at all of these sad lonely people here at the house of Ales, whats going on?

Jo: Its Sunday night Jeffy, they are Duck Soup!

Duck Soup by The Padre October 20, 2009

Duck Puke 

Vomiting, expulsion of the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Vomiting is often preceded by nausea, sweating, and excessive salivation,
although it can occur without warning. It is controlled by a specific part of the brain stem,
called the vomiting center,
that can be stimulated in several ways.
Most commonly, the center is excited by nerve impulses sent from the gastrointestinal tract
(the mouth, esophagus, stomach, and intestines)
when any part of the tract is overly distended (swollen), irritated, or excited.
Nerve impulses may also come from the balancing mechanism of the inner ear.
The vomiting center then sends impulses to the abdominal muscles involved in vomiting.
The muscles of the abdomen contract and the diaphragm
(the muscular partition between the chest and abdominal cavities)
pushes downward. These contractions compress the stomach, raising the internal pressure.
The esophageal sphincter (muscle between the stomach and the esophagus) then relaxes,
forcing up the contents of the stomach.
Vomiting associated with irritation of the gastrointestinal tract can occur as the result of improper eating;
food poisoning; stomach irritations brought about by chemicals, drugs, or excessive amounts of alcohol;
gastrointestinal obstructions; and many infectious diseases.
It also may occur during pregnancy, usually from the 5th or 6th week through the 12th week
, and is most likely caused by fluctuating hormone levels.
Vomiting sometimes occurs because the vomiting center has been excited by impulses stimulated by stomach-turning sights or odors,
by particular drugs and anesthesia,
or by the motion of a ship, car, or airplane

Oh Fuck'a Duck Puke!

Duck Puke by Duck Puke September 2, 2003

duck butter 

A broad term to describe any sort of deposit, build-up, slime, grime or sludge with a likeness to feces or slugs, the consistency of a glob of grease or jello, and colors from light beige, neon orange, to black.

"I went to open my car door and there was someone left some duck butter on the handle."

"When I walked into the bathroom, it smelled like Hoboken and there was duck butter splattered on the mirrors and on the ceiling."

duck butter by baconn September 6, 2012

Duck and Roll 

The act of shaking off babylon.

blud, did you see that peng duck and roll?

Duck and Roll by Iateagoat July 30, 2011

duck fart 

Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.

Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".

duck fart by iFap4DaytonaCoupes August 22, 2012

duck butter 

nut sweat

Dude I got hardcore duck butter

duck butter by Kay April 4, 2003

duck cream 

it is the build up of sweat of the inner thigh of a female

Oh man all this sex, and now i have duck cream.

duck cream by bdog7 March 22, 2004