Get the Divender mug.The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017
Get the Diversity Shrew mug.by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017
Get the Diver mug.When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
Get the diversity wanking mug.“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.
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Get the Dive talking mug.by dilyets gay May 17, 2018
Get the dilyet mug.There is a spectrum of bartender types going from "Dive" to "Volume". "Dive" referring to the term Dive Bar and Volume referring to High-Volume Busy Shifts. Divetender refers to a bartender who excels at being friendly and personable to each patron. To be further on this end of the spectrum means that you are good at making conversation and remembering customer names and drinks, but might get stressed out when given busy shifts or found in the weeds.
There's a good review that was left on google about a friendly patio bartender. I bet it was Alex, he works out there all the time and is one of our best Divetenders.
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