Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Digital Cancer

1. The result of bad greenscreening common in simple photography programs such as Apple's photobooth.

2. The missing body parts that occur as a direct result of bad quality photoshop work

1. damn, we need a better backdrop, we may appear to be on a roller coaster, but you got a bad case of digital cancer on your left cheek there

2. whoa! check out that cheap advertisement! that woman has a serious case of digital cancer - her left foot isnt even there!

by djake93 August 3, 2009

digital media

An IT term that refers to content created, stored, and distributed in digital format. The term has an unfortunate etymological coincidence with the Latin phrase "digitus medius", meaning "middle finger", which humorously highlights the prevalence of inappropriate content swimming on the Internet.

While digital media encompasses a vast array of creative works, the term's unfortunate etymology reminds us of the less savory aspects of the internet.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Digital Crips

Online “gangbangers” who make threats but have no real-life clout. They claim Crip ties to seem tough, not because they’re actually from the set. More keyboard warriors than street operators.

“The Digital Crips will spam you nonstop online lol…if they put half as much energy in the streets, maybe they’d be real Crips.”—anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025