Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019

blunt depression

still depressed no matter how much you smoked.

Yo blunt depression is the worst!

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

night Depression

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone

In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

by Hahahahasksk July 12, 2018

Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

Monroe Depression

The feeling you get when you have to go from your wonderful perfect life, straight down into the deepest darkest pits of the hell-scape known as Monroe Louisiana.

Monroe Depression makes me want to paint the wall with my own brains while my children watch.

by BLXDEE September 10, 2022

self depression

when ur like depressed but u don’t really know why u just are

i have self depression

by alivie February 6, 2022