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Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.
*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."
by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018
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Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
by saucr April 6, 2019
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The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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The new brand of cereal / or a person who stays out all night and in the alley and smokes crack and develops a white glaze around the lips and has no desire to drink water or anything else for that matter but has all the energy in the world to drop to his knees and looking and get on the ground and look for that $5 crack rock that he didn't
Damn look at that heated brillo powdered donut ring around that niggaz mouth why he still searches for that five piece he didn't drop
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slept a donut

When one sleeps for 12 hours straight, thereby circling round the clock, making the shape of a donut.
"Oh man, I was so wasted after the party that I slept a donut last night."
by ballers34 November 10, 2021
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Romancing The Donut

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."
by shackofghosts January 1, 2022
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