Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004

Donky Punch

doing doggie style sex and right before you reaching orgasm you sock the girl in the back of the head so her asshole tightens on ur dick.

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by bob December 10, 2003

donkey bitch ass

Always is a problem and wins against Dashie in Mario kart 8.

Donkey bitch ass just passed dashie for first place!

by dashie number one May 17, 2016

donkament

A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.

I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.

by GregF June 29, 2007

Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.

I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!

by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010

clunge donkey

a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.

Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!

by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011

donkey dust

Donkey dust is slang for ketamine, a widely used medical dissociative anesthetic with a major recreational black market. Ketamine users are also known as "zombies" or "ketapillars" because after hoovering too many rails, they lose the ability to walk on two feet, resorting to quadrupedal perambulation.

In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.

ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.

Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.

After just 280 milligrams of insufflated donkey dust, Arctor staggered about on all fours like a drunken burro.

Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.

by rainbow coma June 3, 2010