chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

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Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead

“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo”
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”

by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023

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Chronically IRL

Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.

Half of the people in this farmers market are chronically irl

by Closetedmeepmorp April 18, 2023

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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

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