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chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023
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Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead
“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”
by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023
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Chronically IRL

Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.
Half of the people in this farmers market are chronically irl
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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
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Chronically Online

User average.lobco.fan on tiktok is the definition of chrionically online, just look at her account
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post

Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
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Chronically Online

"Man Emily is so chronically online"
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