cyber balls

can cut through concrete and still feel soft to the touch

my mans got them CYBER BALLS

by paddi hbp November 20, 2007

Cyber Dyslexia

Dyslexia-A learning disability marked by impairment of the ability to tell the defferance between numbers and letters.

When someone on the internet writes words using numbers, therefore mixing them up. Also known as l33t

Cyber dyslexic-d00d wh4t 1S uP! ! t4lk l1k3 a dum8a55! woot

Non-Retard-Shut up, do you have cyber dyslexia? Or do you just have downs?

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007

cyber sex

Cyber sex happens on the internet.

I had cyber sex with him.

by Lauren August 23, 2004

cyber text

To Have Cyber Sex Through Methods of a cel phone.

Bob>Take Your Pants Off
Shirley> Are You Stroking It?
Bob>I'm setting the phone down to now.
Shirley>Ok, text me when your done.

by Crystal April 16, 2005

Cyber Czar

The dude who will coordinate the nation's efforts to protect government and private computer systems from hackers, criminal gangs, terrorists and spies.

This czar will report to both the national security adviser and the head of the National Economic Council.

This particular czar has been created by the Obama administration in 2009.

Paul: Wow, ever since this conficker scare, the government has been upping up it's computer securities.
Adam: Yeah, it's big government, too. Obamas making arbitrary posts and wasting money.
Paul: Anything to keep his blackberry safe i guess...
Adam: That's why He can appoint a Cyber Czar

by gdiggity May 29, 2009

Cyber-5

One method of giving a high-5 through a chatroom setting. One person types a 5, and the other responds with a 5 to the effect of slapping hands.

The following is a cyber-5.

Dude 1: "Hey man, i just got laid!!"
Dude 2: "5"
Dude 1: "5"

by jigglemetimbers September 1, 2009

cyber screaming

Typing in all caps, all the time despite being admonished not to do so.

I haven't even met Monique, but I'll bet she's a bitch. SHE IS ALWAYS CYBER SCREAMING AT EVERYONE.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010