When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
Get the brown nose creeper mug.A frivolously inane and thoughtless descriptor that was meant to caricaturize guys that are regarded as socially unattractive, distasteful or uninterpretable behavior; typically by outspoken girls and women who rank higher on the social hierarchy.
A traditional example of this would be popular high-school girls who torment lesser-fortunate boys of whom they deem are "fat and ugly", "annoyingly dweebish and nerdy" or simply disagreeably annoying.
Yet another classic, all-too-well-known example are self-infatuating, egocentric young women who regularly use their (alleged) physical beauty as some be-all-end-all justification for their impolite, disrespectful interactions with older males (of whose presence they may find unattractive or distasteful).
In both instances mentioned above, the male social victim often do not have any actual sexual intentions in their social dealings with their bullies, as said-bullies would commonly like to believe. If anything, many to most of these guys are regular, functioning people with goals, thoughts and aspirations as anyone else; who don't know why they are undeservedly treated rudely by others.
A traditional example of this would be popular high-school girls who torment lesser-fortunate boys of whom they deem are "fat and ugly", "annoyingly dweebish and nerdy" or simply disagreeably annoying.
Yet another classic, all-too-well-known example are self-infatuating, egocentric young women who regularly use their (alleged) physical beauty as some be-all-end-all justification for their impolite, disrespectful interactions with older males (of whose presence they may find unattractive or distasteful).
In both instances mentioned above, the male social victim often do not have any actual sexual intentions in their social dealings with their bullies, as said-bullies would commonly like to believe. If anything, many to most of these guys are regular, functioning people with goals, thoughts and aspirations as anyone else; who don't know why they are undeservedly treated rudely by others.
Cressendrum (subservient girl): "Hey, Shanana! How did you do on your pre-calc exam?"
Shanana (popular girl): "Heh. Aced it."
Cressendrum: "lol You liar! You sat next to Roveric. You eyed his paper several of times when Professor wasn't looking."
Shanana: "hehe Yea, that annoying creeper. Honestly, that's all he's good for: helping me pass the class. When we have group discussions, it makes me uncomfortable like f*ck that I have to talk with him about class stuff. I have to face him every time and look at those ugly freckles and stupid pair of eyes. Every time he says a word to me, he's probably thinking about what he could do with me.
Cressendrum: "Well... you're quite the charmer..."
Shanana: "I let him do most the talking and just give him the eye. It's the nicest thing I could bring myself to do, since I have to hold myself back on screaming and punching his nerdy face."
Cressendrum: "Right. Well, here's a bit about this 'creeper'. He's not into you. He's mostly not into anyone. I dated him, so I'd know. And, he's considered for early admittance into an Ivy League. What schools have you started applying to?"
Shanana (popular girl): "Heh. Aced it."
Cressendrum: "lol You liar! You sat next to Roveric. You eyed his paper several of times when Professor wasn't looking."
Shanana: "hehe Yea, that annoying creeper. Honestly, that's all he's good for: helping me pass the class. When we have group discussions, it makes me uncomfortable like f*ck that I have to talk with him about class stuff. I have to face him every time and look at those ugly freckles and stupid pair of eyes. Every time he says a word to me, he's probably thinking about what he could do with me.
Cressendrum: "Well... you're quite the charmer..."
Shanana: "I let him do most the talking and just give him the eye. It's the nicest thing I could bring myself to do, since I have to hold myself back on screaming and punching his nerdy face."
Cressendrum: "Right. Well, here's a bit about this 'creeper'. He's not into you. He's mostly not into anyone. I dated him, so I'd know. And, he's considered for early admittance into an Ivy League. What schools have you started applying to?"
by Ace_Chen March 24, 2022
Get the creeper mug.Any supervisor that takes unsanctioned pictures of a coworker, secretly hiding behind walls and cubicles. The supervisor then disappears like a ghost.
I stopped by the yard the other day and the Director showed me pictures on his phone of a female employee. He was so proud of himself. He’s is a ghostly boss creeper!
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
by BunkyHairTIE April 27, 2024
Get the Ghostly Boss Creeper mug.Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
Get the beat creeper mug.= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formula mug.An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
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