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Scope Creeper

Person who introduces scope to the project without first considering the impacts to the team.
Team Member 1: Johnny keeps adding changes to the app and now we have sooo many things to validate.

Team Member 2: Wow what a scope creeper.
by betterthanatrademark February 9, 2021
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Creeper

Creeper, awwwww man
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CREEPER

AWWWWW MAN

(use it like you would with marco polo)
Some kid: CREEPER
Some other kid: AWWWWW MAN
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Madar Creeper

stop being a madar creeper.
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper
by Raeemdacreeper June 6, 2021
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creeper

its a green thing that explodes
AAA CREEPER WE NEED A MOD TO REMOVE DIS THINGY
by totallynotmochi May 19, 2021
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.
“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped
by Startupedition October 12, 2025
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