Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011

crack the corner

not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.

I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.

by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

by GBond April 25, 2010

crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

by thoth-amon February 17, 2009

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007