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Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.
Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!
by bkwrd December 18, 2024
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Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.
Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
by Third World Sam December 19, 2024
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Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.
Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.
by medgear December 25, 2024
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Couselling

Being so overwhelmingly trash at a game (especially asymmetrical horror games) that you start to resemble a certain loser knight in tattered armor.
Person 1: "Bro, how are you already on your 3rd hook?! We still have over 13 minutes left!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm high key couselling."
by Venborne March 9, 2026
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Cousin lover

Someone who bangs their cousin and potentially loves them and eventually has inbred children. Has no care in the world If the children come out severely imbred
Is your name Cody? Ohhhhh aka the cousin lover
by Mackmama_8 March 28, 2025
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Cousinal Friend

A friend that’s your cousin or a cousin that’s your friend.
She is my cousinal friend.
by K-words April 13, 2025
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Cousiniece

Your cousin samantha’s daughter, your cousiniece, is turning 15 tomorrow
by Michael F. Adams April 17, 2025
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