Connor Bitterman

My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.

"Wow do you see that faggot?" "The one in the pink pants? Yeah! Thats Connor Bitterman!"

by I hold the leash. October 30, 2011

Chicken connoisseur

An aspiration shared by all poultry lovers; the dream job for all McChicken nugget addicts

Wow, she was able to tell the difference between McDonalds and Burger King nuggets. She's a real chicken connoisseur

by Cantgetahandleonthis January 10, 2017

connor

a big ugly fat ass who bribes people to come to his house. He pretends he is sexy and athletic but, in reality, he looks like he is a meth head.

Connor Hey sayan want to come to my house?
sayan sorry not today
connor but i will let you play on my xbox?
sayan really I cant go
connor but I will also let you ride my go-kart!
sayan fine I will go
connor yay

by _TnyTim September 19, 2015

Connor

a male: somewhat feminine, aka pussssssssssssy.
looks unusual with shaved head, he likes it hard (from blond haired boys)
extremely frightened by scary (or non scary) movies.
does not masturbate,

wow i will never hang out with that guy again jesus what a Connor !
jim if you cant finish this movie that will make you SUCH a Connor !

by Jblmad June 25, 2008

Connor

Very sarcastice person that could be very bad in certain situations.
overly horny, and is desperate to get laid.
Sadly no girls give him that chance....
Stares at girls asses, in a very noticable way....
If approched by a connor run covering ur ass!

Shit run it's connor!

by Smart Blondes+ one October 10, 2011

Connor

An irishman who is equivalent to a shart, a big sloppy diarrhea filled douchebag who never gets laid. Also has a such a small penis he urinates on his balls.

OMG that was disgusting must of been a Connor. Shouldnt of ate all that McDonald I just connor'd in my pants (oops).

by I Hate Irishmen July 28, 2009

Connor Mccarthy

A man, likely redheaded and residing in Ireland, who has a perfect smile, a nine inch penis, perfect arms, and a huge heart. He will always be a great friend, and a dream of every girl who he encounters--likely some guys as well. All his female friends will probably want to, or will, give him head and/or sleep with him.

"Did you hear? Connor Mccarthy beat Superman in a super competition?"

by Chelsea Sachs March 8, 2012