concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

Cojones

dick and ball ,guts, butts and sluts

you bitch ass nigger got me fucked up i got mucho grande cojones

by pablo chackion December 15, 2015

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009

Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

sans condom

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.

Going be getting my STI blood test today after I sans condom that hooker last night.

by Rgy June 30, 2014

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010