Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

Coffee ninja

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

coffee badging

Since hybrid workers are being asked to return to work, this is a new trend which consists of going into the office building for the morning coffee, "badging in" for the day, and then going home to work for the remainder of the day.

I get so distracted at work, I might have to start coffee badging to meet my at-work quota.

by LateToThe Party October 6, 2023

choppy coffee

Choppy Coffee is a drug that you chop up and snort. Such as coke, meth, or anything else you can get your paws on to get that razor blade out and line em up. Plan for prolonged hours of daylight and interupted sleeping habits, but a damn good time!

I got some great Choppy Coffee last night and threw a huge Bender Party at my house! I've been up for f-ing 2 days and still raging on!

by Prozic December 13, 2005

Brazillian coffee filter

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

by slacking at work February 4, 2010

A little cream in my coffee

A black guy who dates white girls. Or vice versa.

Everyone wants a little cream in their coffee

A little cream in my coffee would be nice

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008