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Cuckold Closet

This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.
Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself
by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024
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closet tugger

Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.

“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
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Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
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Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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Vibe closet

A place where Redditch district explorers flock to on camps. A 5x5x5ft space (or a fire escape) where we fit 20 people in at once with two speakers. You will lose your voice and ur mind
Person 1: vibe closet?
Person 2: it's either that or the fire escape
Person 3-20 collectively: yes.
by GD03UHK February 10, 2020
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Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.
by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018
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