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clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping
Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
mugGet the clock in on that assmug.

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
mugGet the Clock One Upmug.

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 7, 2019
mugGet the thot clockmug.

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
mugGet the Clock Gobbling Flaggetmug.

against the clock

-dude, you look so tired!

-Last week i was working against the clock to make my report before an appointment time.
by Dino Griffin November 17, 2016
mugGet the against the clockmug.

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.
Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.
by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023
mugGet the Clockedmug.

clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.
Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.
by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017
mugGet the clockmug.

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