clock z's

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

by Caliado December 1, 2014

Clock

a clock-like measuring instrument used to record data other than time, like an odometer, taximeter, or speedometer.

The delivery truck's distance was tracked by a special clock on the dashboard, recording miles driven like a regular clock keeps track of time.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

by D1N0NUGGIES December 6, 2021

wall clock

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever

WALL CLOCK IS SO FUCKING HOT I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BAD

by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

Clocked

clocked is a more sophisticated way of saying “you ate”, or you “cooked”
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,

or when someone insults another really good

Person 1: Girl shut up you’re ugly

Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you

by HamAJPW January 23, 2025