They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?
by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024
Get the Cannon mug.Cannon is a sweet boy at home, but kind of crazy in public. Cannon is not mature at all but he’s growing. He is super stupid but at the same time way too smart. Cannons are attractive but brushes it off. The way he walks is kind of silly and it vaguely reminds me of a troll. But he’s a really sweet friend.
Friend: Bro, why is Cannon’s ringtone his little brother screaming?!
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
Friend 2: Idk he changes it every week
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Get the One eyed goo cannon mug.When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
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Get the The Cannon mug.A shy person who you would think stays home all day playing video games but is instead looking for his next unwanted wildwood visit. He has the brain of a small chicken and also drives like one, cannon is not the person you want to drive with! he also most likely lives on a golf course which makes him better than you.
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Get the Cannon mug.A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
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