cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 24, 2005

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Cum Scribe

A scholarly expert at the art and history of cum; a slut.

My favourite kind of woman is a brainless cum scribe.

by the $cuN>| April 23, 2008

cum guilt

When a girl makes you feel guilty for cumming in/on her

Her: "I feel so gross now that you have cum in me."
Him: "Wow, way to make me feel cum guilt."

by DTrickle February 01, 2011

Cum Shamed

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.

Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.

by CTJRE January 07, 2020

Cum Curtains

Huge, fake eyelashes.

Dude, I jizzed in her eye, but her fucking cum curtains blocked it!

by branchzz March 19, 2021