criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

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A person with an invisible disability.

Derivation: a combination of the word crip (originally a derogatory epithet now used by some disabled people to describe themselves) and cryptic (hidden or concealed).

Overheard conversation between two wheelchair users: "Don't criticise that guy for taking a handicrap - he's probably a criptic."

by Outovator February 17, 2018

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Crips

Crips is the worst gang in history every crip is a crab. They always sucked at fighting and shooting

When the crips was fighting the bloods in 2018 the bloods won the bloods never loss to the crabs

by Gcounty style April 24, 2019

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The Crips are bad Smurfs that possibly fuck the cops. Good Smurfs buy boxes and don't fuck the cops.

Why are the Crips so anti everything?

by ~Stiletto®Bomber✓ October 17, 2019

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Crips

A group of homosexual handicapped men that hang out in a circle and jerk each other off. Known to engage in intense orgies with fellow homosexual pride gang “the bloods”. Hostile and aggressive towards normal humans.

Rachel: hey why are those gay guys wearing matching outfits?
John: oh that’s just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know they’re gay and don’t want any girls to approach them.

by Laughing at morons July 22, 2021

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