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The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.
Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.
by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011
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Cloud Chasing Competitions

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.
My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.
by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016
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A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him
Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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Cooped

when someone gets insanely drunk from a red cup full of vodka
" I am about to get cooped tonight"
by yuknia February 11, 2010
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Cooper

Cooper is a verb that refers to discarding a beer that is not completely finished.
Dude, you coopered the shit out of that beer. It's still half-full.
Don't cooper your beers, boys. We're almost out.
Who keeps leaving these coopered beers on the kitchen counter?
If I catch you coopering your beer again, I'm going to go Slimnasty on your sorry ass.
by Kitsch Dixen December 3, 2010
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compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex
Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019
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cooper

Cuming Offence Of Playing Endering Reproducers
girl1-look at that guys hes soo cumming
girl2-i know hes a totall cooper
by urmomma! March 13, 2008
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