Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015