irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

by Family McPot October 22, 2007

the commish

The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.

~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.

~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.

by MarcosMarcos September 14, 2008

commission

an office which provides services for the community

Information can be found in the local tourist commission

by Luis Alvarez July 4, 2007

The itty bitty shitty titty committe

Names says it all

Are you in the itty bitty shitty titty committee?

by Mopararian January 26, 2019

comited relationship

a relationship were all you are conserned about is each other.

when your girl friend flurts with another guy when your not around.

by Jarrod Purvis May 10, 2005

Commitment Issues

cameron.

Cameron has Commitment Issues

by urmom1212 June 17, 2021

committed

Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.

Hmmm... sound familiar?

Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004