Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

by cockcussion May 12, 2009

clip

A short video or fast insertion of ammunition into an internal magazine ie. M1 garand

Name used by gun grabbers and libetards to say magazine Commonly, "High capacity clip"

Used by no nothings

CNN: We need to ban high capacity clips! They can only be used to kill kindergarten children!

COnservatives: ITS A MAGAZINE!

by RussiansWithGuns April 4, 2013

toe clip

Obsolete harness that attaches shoe with to a bicycle pedal.

Toeclips work best with stiff bicycle shoes and cleats.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

Poppin' Chips

The act of smoking some weed.

Jason and I were poppin' chips last night in the park.

by Noah October 2, 2004

china clippers

Slang term for dentures. Funny term for dentures because all cheap things are made in China and most people believe dentures are never good nor work right.

How are your china clippers working for you now?

by How do u like me now March 17, 2014

oh clippy clip

A phrase used when another person is complaining about how awful their life is, when they really don't have it as bad as others. a way of saying, "oh well." much like saying, "oh boo hoo," or "cry me a river."

"I just failed my math test, and my girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm grounded!"

"Oh clippy clip."

by theobald May 13, 2007

clip clop

irritatingly slow person who walks slowly and half shuffles their feet letting their shoes slip off at the heel. Easily identified by the "clip clop" sound made as they walk.

God, I got stuck working with "clip clop" again.

by sophie January 15, 2004