cafara

Imagine someone who still watches COCOMELON at 26 years old…

That’s a cafara

by Xcladiater June 19, 2022

Caffuzzeled

An experience of extreme confusion usually displayed via facial expressions

Bob looked very caffuzzeled this morning

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Cafè

An artist trying to expand their pacifist ideals.

Cafè just shared a new piece

by Cafè August 16, 2022

Cafécito

When you spend $700 on an android tablet to emulate a video game console you already own to get some extra frames per second on a game.

Did you really just Cafécito your Switch?

by Tenkay23 August 18, 2022

Caffeine

a concoction that a little gremlin by the name of nagiza likes to drink in order to avoid her daily dose of water

Person 1: why is Nagi so hyper
Person 2: they gave her caffeine so she's hyper now

by Lepanda768 December 23, 2022

Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.

I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Caffeinis

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023